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Meyer: “Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling’s) head. I know what it looks like in the movies so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to duck a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 seconds because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry’s) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.”

The long version for why her argument is invalid:

• “I know what it looks like in the movies so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies.” You can’t know how a wizard fights if you’ve only seen what it looks like in the movies, because the movies don’t explain much and you won’t know what you’re talking about. How about you go read the books like a big girl, (evaluate the messages behind the story while you’re at it), then get back to me.

• “to duck a wand being shot at them”? You don’t duck a wand being shot at you. You can dodge a curse or hex that’s being shot at you. I’m pretty sure people don’t throw their wands at each other, that would just be silly and wouldn’t do much damage to your opponent (unless you happened to hit them in the eyeball, but the odds of that happening are are slim.)
• “a vampire is not going to have a problem” Sorry but I think vampires already have many problems. One of their problems is that they’re vampires.
• “The fight would be over in .01 seconds because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry’s) neck” It is not physically possible to cross the room and snap someone’s neck in .01 seconds. Edward is made out of a marble-like substance so realistically, he shouldn’t be able to move at all. But I’ll play along and pretend he can move. He could travel across an entire room in a tenth of a second and snap someone’s neck even though he must be extremely heavy? Heavy people can’t move that fast. Maybe Edward can move fast, but not fast enough to travel across an entire room (about 20 ft.) in less than a second. So let’s say Edward can travel across the entire room in a few seconds. By the time Edward gets halfway across the room, Harry could say “IMPEDIMENTA” and slow that motherfucker down, giving him time to say “Avada kedavra”. 
• “Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry’s) neck.” Let’s pretend Edward actually did snap Harry’s neck. How the fuck is that gonna kill a wizard? Madam Pomfrey could heal that shit in no time and then Harry would be back in the game, ready to crucio some hoes (namely, Edward)
• “He would be done.” Yeah, Harry would be done killing Edward. 
• “He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word.” Spell word? Its called an incantation, stupid woman. And yes, he would have time to say his “spell word” because it only takes a second to say it. And if Harry was using nonverbal spells, it would take him less than that.

• “I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.” I’m sorry but you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

The short version for why her argument is invalid:

She’s a woman. What is she even doing out of the kitchen?

OMG

PLEASE BITCH. BURNED. 

NO SHIT IT’S INVALID. o-o she didnt write the book, so why the fuck would she know what all this shit is. she’s a twilight person, because SHE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK. why the hell do you expect her to know what an incatation is? she didnt write the book, and she’s not an obsessed fan who knows everything. GAWD. she’s like siding on her ‘home team’ . what do you expect, she’s just defending. and i also think that edward can snap his fucking neck. do you see how fast they move? NO. he’s hard as marble, not made of marble dumbfuck . your ‘arguement’ is also invalid. also, all she’s doing is exaggerating.

PLEASE BITCH [directed at the poster who wrote the paragraph directly above this one]! I am pretty sure that JK Rowling would have probably at least ATTEMPTED to read the Twilight books because, sadly, they are considered by many (namely twitards who, like yourself, are a large group of dummies. it’s all become a big ol’ clusterfuck.) her “competition”.  Even if she hasn’t read them, Smeyer should NOT, I REPEAT, NOT be making a comparison if she hasn’t read the HP books, especially because JK Rowling would never make the same dumbass mistake. She should say something along the lines of “I’m not too sure of that, they are quite different” or even “It’s like comparing apples to oranges”. BUT NO! She didn’t she made big fucking assumptions, BIG FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS, that were all… get this, WRONG.

Now, let’s analyze your shit. Yeah, I said it, Mamma Umbridge is about to throw down.

• “NO SHIT IT’S INVALID. o-o she didnt write the book, so why the fuck would she know what all this shit is...why the hell do you expect her to know what an incatation is? she didnt write the book, and she’s not an obsessed fan who knows everything.”  ~ Because she read the book. You learn EVERYTHING in the original post through reading the books. And if she didn’t read the book, then she has NO RIGHT to even make the fucking comparison.
• “she’s a twilight person, because SHE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK.”  ~ Yes, we all know this, no need to repeat it. That’s like saying “Ahh, well chaps, water gets you wet when you come into contact with it,”. But even so, she might be a twilight person, but until she has gained respect by the literary community, WHICH, UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO WRITE BETTER THAN A 12 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC CHILD [no offense to 12 year old autistic children, you all could probably write better than she can, I just don’t want to be TOO harsh with my insults, and I’m sure you’ll agree that 12 year old autistic is only halfway there as far as Smeyer’s pen-shitting—- I mean writing skills go], WILL NOT HAPPEN, she has NO RIGHT to place her works over others. Stephanie Meyer is NOT respected as a quality literary artist by ANY but those who have never read more than picture books and their facebook walls before.
• “she’s like siding on her ‘home team’ . what do you expect, she’s just defending” ~ YOU DO NOT “SIDE ON YOUR HOME TEAM” UNLESS YOU (a) HAVE RESPECT FROM THOSE WHO MATTER (also known as, the right to do so, or credibility, or countless other important things), (b) HAVE A BASIS FOR YOUR CLAIMS, and (c) ARE BEING FUCKING ATTACKED! No one was attacking her or her works (they should’ve, but that’s besides the point), so why would she be “defending” (by the way, that was a fragment right there, in your paragraph, your prose reminds me a lot like a certain good for nothing bitch that I have read the works of… *cough*SMEYER*cough*) her works!? That makes no sense whatsoever, and like I said, the classy, proper, and respectful thing to do would be to say that you can’t really make a comparison, because they are so different.
• “i also think that edward can snap his fucking neck. do you see how fast they move?” ~ Even if he snapped his neck, then it wouldn’t be a problem, Madam Pomfrey would whip out her wand, scold harry for a few seconds, and mend his neck in a heartbeat. Then harry would just be like “JELLYLEGSJINX” (well… AVPM harry would) and little Eddy would fall over. Seeing as he ain’t a wizard, Unjellify wouldn’t save him. and he would lay there. Writhing on the floor.
• “also, all she’s doing is exaggerating” ~ No, she isn’t she’s actually just being a self centered bitch, who can’t write, and is ALWAYS WRONG (vampires don’t sparkle bitch).

Go. die. in. a. fucking. hole. ANDTAKETHETWILIGHT “SERIES” (IT IS NOT: NOT. A SAGA) with you!